17. Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why
Yes, that's Steve. He's in Chicago here.
I would switch lives with Steve in a heart beat.
Ok, I wouldn't be that great of an auditor,
BUT
he gets to TRAVEL
A LOT
and have ADULT conversations everyday.
I really don't get tired of him telling about his day
and what he did.
It doesn't put me to sleep, like you think it would.
What he does is so interesting and somehow he manages to learn something new
or find a fun fact or something.
So, I had to share this, since I'm talking about my hubby.
Here's the story:
I hopped in the shower yesterday morning, and few minutes later Steve joins me.
We talk about our plans for the day, while washing up.
We switch spots, so he's under the water and I get lather myself with my fav Dove body wash
it smells like a girl (his words, not mine).
So, time to switch again.
Steve doesn't want to smell like a girl, so he makes a big deal out of sucking in his tummy and not to touch me and the soap that is all over me.
But, me, being a mean wife, leans in and gets my soap all over him. He tries to get away, but there is a small problem, he's "passing" on the outside, so he is leaning against the shower curtain for support. I lean in more, and well, he loses his balance and falls out of the shower, in slow motion, trying not to grab onto me (that would be bad) or the shower curtain.
In, what feels like forever, he finally lands on the ground, all fours up in the air, butt naked, half covered in girl soap and now kitty litter (our cat makes a mess in the bathroom) with the most pathetic look on his face.
I tried hard (ok, not that hard) to not laugh at him, but I couldn't help it. I laughed so hard I peed in the shower, couldn't breathe and started to throw up (yeah, this baby hates me, I can't cry or laugh without having to throw up).
Needless to say, I know "owe" him and can never speak of it again.
Oops.
I was a good wife and used his "boy" soap to scrub off the kitty litter on his back and tried to make him feel better.
I don't think we'll be showering together again until I lose this big ol' belly.
And I still don't know what I owe him.
I LOVE YOU HONEY!
3 comments:
I love this because we do the same stuff in the shower, only I'm the one trying to avoid my hubby's "man soap"! And he fell in the shower once and I laughed my butt off. It was the look on his face....hilarious!
that's hilarious! you made me laugh out loud! must've been like a scene from a sitcom :) glad he's okay though.
Jeeze, that sounds like a violent fall, haha. At least no one got hurt (and you didn't go down with him!).
Does Steve get sick of traveling? I had a job for about 2 years that required SOME traveling (not really a lot or far, but places that required me to stay in hotels) and it got old really fast. Although, it could've had something to do with the fact that it was to places that were in the middle of nowhere and I was staying in motels that didn't have Internet and I'd be all by myself, but I still started hating it.
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