13. A letter to someone who has hurt you recently
A letter huh?
Y???
LOL!
Ok, really here it is:
Dear Jake, Zoe, Leo, Teage, Dexter and Olive,
I know that Mommy's tummy is big and fun and all. But really, please stop using it as a place for your elbows to help push you up. Jake, Zoe, Leo and Teage, you are like your Dad, and have pointy bones. It really hurts when you use those pointy bones on Mommy. Please stop!
Dexter, I know it's getting cramped in there, but would you please stop putting your foot in my rib. I don't care what kind of instructions Jake left behind, I hate that EVERY single one of you have found the same place to stick your foot into up under my right rib. Please stop. Thanks! Oh, and please stop chasing the food after I get done eating. Wait child. I promise it will get to you soon. Stop moving up towards my stomach after I eat. It makes Mommy want to throw up and I get bad heartburn when you do. Please stop! Oh, and thanks for not using your fist to punch throw my cervix. That hurts a lot, so please don't start that.
Olive, I know that my tummy is huge and you would like to go across it, but could you please walk around me instead of over me? Your claws and sharp feet don't feel good on this huge belly. Cat, just go around me. Thanks!
Love,
Mommy
2 comments:
Ah, the "joys" of being preggers with little ones. Good luck!
This made me lol, I think it's so cute.
And the last part to the cat, hahaha
I wish my cat Preston would use that common courtesy with me in general...pregnant or not!
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